once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
THIS IS SO BRILLIANT
'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate'
give it to me
Aww I dont get a hug?
|—||Every dumb ass guy in high school (via moonshoo)|
this is great
DCI World Class Prom Dresses: Ever thought about wearing your corps’ colors to Prom?
I found my kindergarten notebook
Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.