vanillish:

underneathesestairs:

So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this

And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

miss-doctorwho:

stantanalopez:

i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end

i saw this

so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this

why

wow past you was a bitch

n1gjohn:

themallandmisery:

First time Puff has ever seen a $1 bill in his life

this picture gets me every time

best-of-funny:

ipreferthemgay:

castielpoops:

there is a bird with a mustache

i dont know how to deal with this information

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clavid:

I guess this is my legacy.

booptch: